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    Well, im not sure if blog is the right word to describe this section over here,but i needed a place where

    i could write down some random things etc.

    Basically it's just a notebook/scrapbook for my thoughts, ideas etc etc


    The layout and topics will be in random order.


     Roses are red,

     violets are blue,

     but i wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you bastard !


     Don't confuse my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU.



    I should really update my blog...........will do it soon! :)

    *Some jokes that found online the other day

    * Funny one-liners :)


   -To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

   - If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

    -If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

    -Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

    -How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

    -A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

    -I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

    -Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint

     is wet?

    -God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

    -Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,

     and still think they are sexy.

     -Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because

      they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

     -Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

     -You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

     -Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.


     -Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

     -It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

     -Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back

     -Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

     -My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

     -Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

     -Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

     -I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

     -I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

     -To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

     -A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

     -Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

     -If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

     -A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

     -Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

     -Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

     -If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

     -The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

     -Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.





 A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."

 The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one really bad day." 

 "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." 

 The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. 

 When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back,

 "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay  too!"

 On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

 The bartender said, "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

 "Yeah, my wife..."


 A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

 "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in

 agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.

 The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

 "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."





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